When Reality Hits.

Bucket Lists.

They're excuses for all the cool things you wanna do someday that you just put off. Mostly because: 1. Broke. 2. Ain't nobody got time for that. 3. I suck at planning. 4. Seriously though, nada in the bank account.

Don't get me wrong, I still have my list, and promise one day to qualify for a boston, visit Jerusalem, and sit front row at a MLB playoff game. But recently, I have been thinking about more realistic "Bucket List" as well. Just in case I never have money to travel, or Jerusalem closes its borders. 

This, my friends, is my realistic, border-line boring, list of things I want to accomplish in my life.

1. Never buy One-Ply toilet paper.

Because. It. SUCKS. Why is this even an option? I figure I have to use this sandpaper at school, work, and the occasional gas station pit stop. When I am at home, I just want to wipe my butt with something that wont give me baby diaper rash. Easily done.

2. Don't be the Booty Call girl again.

Also very do-able....sorry Mom. You taught me better.

3. Be genuine, not jealous.

Thoughts like this occur way too frequently: 

"Oh whats up best friend. Haven't seen you in a year because you're so happy in your perfect little life with your super hot boyfriend (who just randomly decided to surprise you with a new stereo system for your car), and your awesome internship where you get to meet country music stars, plus you get to fly for free anywhere in the world because your dad is a pilot, did I forget to mention you have that perfect summer body while I inhaled a sleeve of Oreos? Yeah sweetheart, miss you."

That thought is honest and terrible, I know. So no more jealousy for wonderful things happening in other people's lives. Twerking on it.

4. Bake ONE good batch of chocolate chip cookies.

Somehow, I always eff them up.

Wife me already.

5. Use grammar in texting.

You know nothing of confusion until you have a friend who consistently texts you like this: "hallie gurl how r u today i was wondering if u wanted 2 play some tennis l8r this afternoon"

I'm not about that life.

6. Laugh instead of cry.

Yes please. 

But not out loud cause we all know I have the world's most annoying laugh. Wiz Kalifa laugh-a-like is yours truely.

7. Do Laundry more than once a month.

Too many clothes. Too big of a laundry hamper. Not enough care in my body to do it frequently. So that's gotta change. Yikes.

8. Think less about myself.

I love people, and want to care more about them than I ever care about myself. This is my one thing that I can't ever cross off.  It's not on my To-Do list as much as it is on my To-Be list.

And there you have it. My realistic list of things I will accomplish in my little lifetime. 

Hopefully. :)